Ms Nowak

The small print under the mug shot says that names of prosecuted people were changed. I wonder what did they change the middle person’s name from – Mr. Nowak?

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Emo rage

Definition (after urbandictionary.com):

“An affliction with causes unknown. Symptoms include: hyperactive passive aggressive behavior, stunted one word responses to questions, cleaning sprees, increased world of warcraft use, silence. The syndrome reignites every few months for a period of 7-10 days. Once that length of time is complete, it is followed by 2-3 days of extreme euphoria. It appears once this disease has infected a person, there is no cure.”